by Sheila M Cronin
My phone rings. It’s Myra calling from Boise shortly before boarding the plane that will return her home to Manhattan and me. I wish she didn’t travel so much, but when she’s not working, she’s promoting. I’m at home in my office deleting emails. Only my wife can keep me on schedule. When she’s away, I can’t write. I can’t plot. I can barely boil water. Myra is my shining young muse. I swipe Accept.
“It’s happening again,” she says tersely. No greeting. None expected. We’re British, after all.
I can barely hear her above the background noise. “Speak up.”
“Derek, I can’t speak up because I’m in hiding.”
“Darling, what’s wrong? Who’s after you?”
“Airport security, can you believe it? Some woman spotted me as I got out of my taxi. ‘Why aren’t you in prison?’ she screeched loud enough for the air traffic controllers in the tower to hear.” The image begs for a laugh but I stifle the urge just in time.
“Then what happened?”
“I stopped for tea. Big mistake. The hen behind the counter nearly tipped my order down the front of my new silk suit. ‘Carol Manning!’ she mouthed, eyes bulging like a silly goose.”
“Sweetheart.” I choose my words carefully, “Who knows how many saw you shoot your third husband in cold blood?”
The line disconnects.
I put aside the phone and slump back in my chair. Dash it all, why isn’t she grateful? We’ve been married over two years. We met at a British pub in Soho. One look at her ravishing blond tresses and Grecian figure and the goosebumps on my skin told me I’d found the embodiment of my main character. Incredibly, the film rights to my eleventh novel had just sold and I was hired to write the mini-series. I wrote it with her in mind.
Still, I feel I barely know Myra, while total strangers in airports or shopping malls or grocery stores, or shoe stores confront and accuse her with bold regularity.
Murderer!
It makes her cringe. It makes me smirk.
The night of our second anniversary, when we took the risk of going out to dine in public, a man approached our table with an opened book and pen in hand. “May I have your autograph? I collect the autographs of murderers.” Nitwit.
The phone trills. I hit Face Time. Beneath her make-up, Myra looks pale. “This is all your fault!” she blurts.
“Love, where are you now?” I ask.
“The loo.” She sounds breathless.
“Are you alone?”
“I think so. Derek, I can’t face them. I never told you but I was nearly arrested at Dulles last month. What if I end up on the No Fly List?”
“Rubbish,” I say, trying to ease her anxiety. “Carol Manning might, but that’s a stretch.”
“Easy for you to say. I wish I’d never met you!”
I bolt to my feet. “You can’t mean that!”
“But Derek, if you’d never written the damn book, I wouldn’t be caught up in this fiasco. How long will this go on? I can’t go anywhere without being recognized.” Panic fills her voice.
“We talked about this. Give it time. They’ll forget. Did you remember to wear your Princess Grace hat with the wide rim? What about sunglas—”
“Stop talking nonsense! They really think I killed him! They’ll never forget.”
“Listen to me. You’re a beautiful, intelligent, talented woman and I love you. Come home.”
Just then the door to the restroom must have opened because Myra whispers, “They’re here!” Muffled words are exchanged. “No,” I hear my wife plead, “this is all a mistake.”
“Myra, let me talk to them,” I shout.
“Put down the phone,” says someone with authority. He sounds eerily like the police detective who ordered Carol Manning to put down her gun. “Derek?” Myra is cut off.
I rant. I rave. I cross the room and yank my Emmy statuette for Golden Girl Digger from its perch on the bookshelf and relive the thrill of holding it for the first time. At the awards ceremony I had said, “Finally, I want to thank my wife,” —the camera instantly trained on her—”for her killer performance.” How the audience roared that night! I raise my arm and prepare to hurl the bloody thing at the wall. Then think better of it. After all, even an Emmy has its fragile parts.
Fragile Parts! What a jolly-good-hook for my next blockbuster! I hurry back to my desk.
Sighing, I pick up the tiresome phone and dial directory assistance to get the number for Boise Airport so I can explain to Security precisely why they should not detain Myra Letcher.
Aka Carol Manning and who knows? A gallery of fascinating, award winning, incredibly believable characters for years to come.
Bio:
Sheila M. Cronin is the author of The Gift Counselor, a novel endorsed by Publishers Weekly Indie Spotlight as “goodwill for adults.” Best of All Gifts is the sequel. Her stories have appeared in Woman’s World Magazine, The Golden Domer, Good Old Days Magazine, Spark, Kaleidoscope, The Lutheran Digest, and more. Shades of Chicago Anthology and Shades of Holiday Love Anthology (Write Volumes) also include her stories. Cronin’s collection of short stories is entitled Heart Shaped II. For more information go to: http://www.gifcounselorbook.com